Thursday, December 2, 2010
Dickless Golfer to Tee it Up
That being said, this may possibly be the goofiest looking sonofabitch to ever tee it up on either tour. His face looks like my farts smell. Matter of fact, he looks like he just smelled a fart - probably one of his own, and probably from his hand crafted man-vagina. Being surgically crafted from his unwanted penis, what would you call the thing now? A Vagenis? A Peniga? I would rather not know.
This could only happen in California. What a totally messed up state - how do people live there? The legal citizens, I mean...